Mar 11, 2014

Birth of a Flat-shoe-nista~!!! Sob - sob - sob - Yar~!!! :D

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So. Here's the thing.

The thing is,
That I can't wear anything
Higher than 4cm...

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That's right.
I just can't do them.

My knees are weird, whenever I wear shoes
Over the 4cm limit, they just stick out
Like sore thumb or whatever...

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And given my current job,
And also my physical inability,

I shall never be able to handle the above
4cm-heels.

Not even platforms.

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S i g h .

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My friends, and this is numerous friends...
They wear heels like it is nothing!

I don't know how or why, or where the
Difference is!

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But it is the reality.
Same with hair.

Much as I admire nicely coiffed, blow-dried & styled hair,
It is just near impossible for me.

The ONLY time that my hair looks that nice
Is the day that I go to the hairdresser's.

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So, what now?

I obviously will never be able to do a
Dita Von Teese look, or any Bombshell look.

It's too uncomfortable.

I mean, I am just going to be wearing FLAT SHOES
till the day I die...!

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So, that's what my REALITY is going to be.
And has in fact, always been.

All of my high heels, anything over 4cm,
have always stayed inside my shoe cabinets.

Except for that one special pair, that I used to
wear when I was in grad school.

But even then, I could only wear it on half days...
And with great pain to contend with,
at the end of the day...

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So, good bye sexy shoes...
And ALL of the 'Looks' and 'Outfits' that require
and belong in the 'Realm' of the 'Stilettos' and possibly even 'Pumps.'

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The only thing I can ever amount to,
is to be a Flat-shoe-nista.

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Sob sob sob

*slow claps*





xoxo

Jessica, Flatshoenista

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